Kingdom of Loathing

This free web-based game is the latest obsession for Sherwin and me. This game is just so freakin' hilarious in a totally bizarre way. "How is it funny?" you might ask. Well, consider the following:

The currency of the realm is meat.

My character is a level 6 Turtle Tamer, which makes him a Frog Boss.

His familiar is a 20 lb mosquito named Torg.

He wears a helmet turtle, which is a turtle which for some reason doesn't mind being worn as a helmet.

His weapon is a Gnollish autoplunger, which I made by using meat paste to combine a Gnollish plunger and an engine.

I have built my own bitchin' meat car.

Amongst the many diverse monsters representing the realm are: the were-taco, bread golem, lemon-in-a-box, horizontal bat, zmobie (sic), knob goblin BBQ team, and of course, the undead elbow macaroni.

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Update: Sherwin just created a second account. *sigh* I guess I'll have to join him. Hmmm... maybe I'll make a Pastamancer or a Sauceror.