Guitar Heroism

As I type this, my fingers are quivering with exhaustion and my vision is warping from the endless parade of colored dots that only moments ago were streaming before my eyes.

I have beaten every last song in Guitar Hero on expert mode.

Yea, even Bark at the Moon, Cowboys from Hell, even the terrible Ready to Rokk (which was the last song to fall) by my mortal enemy, Freezepop, have been vanquished by the flailings of my frenzied fingers.

I considered smashing my trusty plastic guitar in true classic rock celebration, but I figure I'm going to need it in one piece for Guitar Hero 2, which is due out in mere weeks.

In the meantime, I suppose I should get back to playing a real instrument.